since this is being shown publicly ill do what i generally do in public and put on a happy dappy nonpsychotic face. however you should be advised

that i am in fact a total psychopath and i generally do horrible things.

but on the basis that i hold doors open and say please and thank you

people believe that i am a nice and fine and dandy and even inspiring

fellow. it is on the very basis of this misguided trust that i am able 

to do my dasterdly deeds.